Heigh-ho, just wanted to remind you Seattleites that my "Damn, I Shoulda Had A CD Release Show!" on July 18 is fast approaching. If you're planning on coming (and I hope you are), make sure to call/email to reserve a table, or else you might be seated on the sidewalk.
It has also come to my attention that Batman: The Dark Knight opens that same evening. Let me just say that I myself CANNOT WAIT for this movie to get here, but nonetheless I compiled the following list of reasons why you should come to my show instead:
-
Unlike the new Batman film, which opens on hundreds of screens nationwide, my show is only being performed once! Ever!
-
Dennis the drummer is very nearly as sexy as Christian Bale, even without the leather bat suit. They even look like twins from a considerable distance!
-
The new Batman film has Maggie Gyllenhaal and she doesn't sing a note! My show's got Suzanne Picard on piano, and guest vocalists Alissa Jandt, Laurie K. Carlsson and Jerin Falkner. Four times the foxiness!
- Heath Ledger. I -- okay, fine, I got nothing here.
Um, and that's all I could come up with on short notice. Anyway, my point is that Hollywood should totally check with me first before scheduling any summer blockbusters.