Scott Andrew

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Posted February 25, 2025.

BREAKING: Florida still sandy, moist, full of alligators

Unlike the dry heat of the southwest US, Florida has a wet heat that moistens your skin, and scalp, and underarms, and the areas just beneath your eyesockets. Despite alleged alligator allocations, I didn't see a single alligator in the wild. So enjoy this captive alligator ass, whose owner seemed completely uninterested in any visitors, or turning around, or moving at all.

Florida alligator ass.