The web is all about self-expression. Choose your words from the dropdowns and you're on your way to cranky punditry:

Ever since TwitterGaragebandYouTubeKickstarterFacebookblogsthe internet came along there are way too many stupid peoplesucky bandshipster entrepreneurswannabe starsself-absorbed bloggers cluttering up my feedmy wallmy streammy life with their inane tweetsstupid commentscat videoscyber-panhandlingcrappy songsself-expression.

Um, just because technology makes something easy to docost less to makefaster to shipeasier to sharewidely available doesn't mean everyone should do it. How is the actual "good" stuff going to be discoveredcrassly commercializedshoved down our throatsfocus-grouped to death among all this garbage anyway?

Whatever happened to good old-fashioned craftsmanshipkeeping your mouth shutbootlickingbuying your way indying in obscurity?

I'm angryterrified of changenot getting enough attention to my own blogpissed no one asked my opinion firstblind to these wonderful opportunitiesa Gizmodo link-bait post.

Please, the internet is full of too many things! STOP ENABLING ALL THE THINGS, INTERNET