...in that everyone I know is on there.

No really, everyone. People who looked at me cross-eyed ten years ago when I tried to explain to them what a "blog" was are now busy "liking" stuff and posting on walls. Friends and family who never bothered with email accounts -- or if they did, only checked for new messages on the weekends, how can you live like that? -- are getting their Farmville on. I used to get in hot water for not returning phone calls. Now I get scolded when I don't reply to a cousin's Wall post.

I'm not complaining. I've been waiting a decade for these folks to get online.

Now they're finally here.

But on Facebook.

It's weird.